hollowfieddespair:

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
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the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Trying to explain a social justice issue to a parent

what it looks like

what it feels like

atu929:

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   |∧   荒ぶる鷹のポーズ! (の練習)
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fairy-wren:

nankeen kestrel

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if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

elementalavatars:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

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yes, grandma

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"Hang on to your diapies Krew, we’re going to Ba Sing Se!"

bioware: what do you mEAN you don't like liara
bioware: you hear that your LI is jealous because u talked to liara once
bioware: aw you rejected her again too bad she's still into you regardless
bioware: guess what
bioware: in order to advance the plot u have to have mind sex with liara. twice
bioware: lol even though shep shut her down and romanced someone else they will continue to talk about how amazing and beautiful she is over the next 3 games
bioware: oh look at all this content and scenes specifically for liara
bioware: i see you used renegade options to reject her again...
bioware: it's ok there's like 9 other chances bc obviously you weren't thinking straight that time lmao
bioware: player
bioware: pLAYER
bioware: DO U LOVE LIARA YET

bigheroswag:

did someone say baymax cake pops?

fuckyeahfoodfight:

oh good this particular brand of spray paint is SUPER DRIPPY AND BLOTCHY nice….