omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
Trying to explain a social justice issue to a parent
what it looks like
what it feels like
if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497
bioware: what do you mEAN you don't like liara
bioware: you hear that your LI is jealous because u talked to liara once
bioware: aw you rejected her again too bad she's still into you regardless
bioware: guess what
bioware: in order to advance the plot u have to have mind sex with liara. twice
bioware: lol even though shep shut her down and romanced someone else they will continue to talk about how amazing and beautiful she is over the next 3 games
bioware: oh look at all this content and scenes specifically for liara
bioware: i see you used renegade options to reject her again...
bioware: it's ok there's like 9 other chances bc obviously you weren't thinking straight that time lmao
bioware: DO U LOVE LIARA YET
did someone say baymax cake pops?
oh good this particular brand of spray paint is SUPER DRIPPY AND BLOTCHY nice….